2015 Our year in pictures

So here we are. It seems like five minutes since we said goodbye to our colleagues at Instanta and took the leap into the unknown that is retirement. But it's just over five years ago that we handed over to our successors and headed down to Manchester to see Madness at the Apollo sing the amazingly appropriate One Step Beyond to open the show. It was snowing then but there's little chance of seeing snow here anytime soon. Here's a look back at what went on in 2015. 

New Year's Day saw us walking around Tarn Hows in Cumbria. We were there to celebrate our dear friend Janet's 60th birthday.

Janet with son Will.

February saw FRAm the Framlingham's Residents' Association protesting against over development of our small market town. We've got about 3,200 residents and developers think it's a good idea to build over 300 new houses increasing the population by about a third. Were not NIMBYs and support sensible development but this is madness.

I found this lovely old rose gold ring in February with the detector. It is now worn by the lady landowner.

We went down to London to se the wonderful Curious Incident Of The Dog In the Night-Time at the Gielgud Theatre.

I had my only really successful eBay find for 2015 in February when I spotted this rare antique German tobacco jar for a few pounds.

I didn't get to see The Cattlemen play too many times in 2015 but saw them promoted after a successful season.

It was Marion's turn to celebrate her 60th in March

We celebrated with friends at the excellent Inn At Whitewell

Then we celebrated again in St Andrews with Sarah, Duncan, Rose and Melody

My mum came up to St Andrews to spend a few days with us in April.

And we had another trip to London.

We saw Beautiful the Carole King Musical. Another fabulous show.

We had a super weekend at the end of April when son Paul and granddaughter Catherine came to stay with us in Suffolk.

I got new invisible (sort of) hearing aids.

May saw us back in St Andrews visiting our Scottish family.

In June we visited Crowes Hall near Debenham for their Opera in the barn. Sadly the weather was unfriendly

But the sun shone in more ways than one when our dear friend Jane came to stay with us for a few days.




After Jane left us it was off to London again. This time we were lucky to be invited by our pension people to a private viewing of the incredible Alexander McQueen exhibition.

One of the amazing exhibits

In July it was back to St Andrews for granddaughter Rose's fourth birthday.

And then to Kent for granddaughter Catherine's third birthday.

We drove straight from Rochester to Llangollen for our friends Dave and Janet's Eisteddfod party.

UB40 with Ali and Astro closed the Eisteddfod with a brilliant set

Then it was back to London to see Neil Diamond at the O2

One of the benefits of living in Suffolk is the abundance of seafood. Lobster became an occasional summer treat.

Our latest grandchild Teddy was born in London

Which gave us the chance to babysit Catherine for a few days.

In August we had four brilliant evenings at the Proms at Snape Maltings

We didn't have a holiday this year but had some great August days around Suffolk.

We had a bit of a scare when neighbour Wilfrid was rushed into hospital but one week and one pacemaker later he was back to his best.

In September we were back in St Andrews for Melody's second birthday.

When we got back we went to Snape again for a lesson from local expert Vivia on the art of foraging at the Aldeburgh Food Festival 

And I went on my first ever metal detecting rally a few miles down the road from home.

I celebrated my birthday in Suffolk at Maison Talbooth

In October I had my first visit to the new Wembley Stadium when I took Paul to see the New York Jets play the Miami Dolphins - great stuff.

I went to The Guardian offices in London to hear publisher Scott Pack talk about how to get your book published.

There was another treat for us in store in October when Catherine paid us a visit for a few days and I appeared in the credits alongside Paul for his company's new quiz show Pick Me

In November we joined four friends for a wet but very enjoyable weekend in Malham

We met some of the the locals 

We thought winter had arrived in Aldeburgh in November. 

But it was far from wintry when we were back in Scotland

And still glorious in Framlingham in December.

In December we were very sad to see friends Caroline and Ron Tosh and their daughter Lily leave Framlingham. We had some memorable times with them in 2015.

I made these books for the farmers who let me search their fields.

We went back to the caravan in St Andrews for Christmas. We had some unwelcome visitors. I tried to catch them with humane traps but had to resort to cruel ones when they kept shutting them without going inside. The death toll was five mice before the activity stopped.

But the mice didn't stop us from having a wonderful Christmas with Melody (top) and Rose.

So that's it for 2015. It's been a busy year but we've enjoyed it and hope that we stay happy and healthy enough to enjoy another year of retirement in 2016.

Happy New Year 

Look out for my second novel in 2016

A Mouse Is Not Just For Christmas

A mouse lived in a caravan in a St Andrews park

And when we arrived there? Oh what a lark!

He'd made himself welcome inside Marion's slippers

And eaten the towels with his little nippers.

After eight hours' drive to our Christmassy break

There's only so much mouse s**t a camper can take.

What fun we had in sweeping the floor

But less fun for him when he finds what's in store

We gave him one chance with two traps humane

But he just pinched the bait - we'd left them in vain.

So fifty quid lighter - let's hope it pays

The van now resembles a mouse Crystal Maze

There's ultrasound, plastic and nasty spring traps

May that be the end to the mouse and his craps.

As you will have guessed, we are up in the caravan in Scotland to see the Scottish branch of the family in St Andrews for Christmas. We worried that the closure of the Forth Road Bridge would add hours to the journey but we went via Kincardine and had five minutes delay at most. We drove past Appleby on the way up and the floods looked devastating.

That mouse can't have been in the caravan too long as the damage is minimal and there were maybe fifty or so droppings but the site closes for a month soon and a family of mice could wreak havoc in that time with so much nice bedding and upholstery to work on. It's no fun sleeping in a confined space and wondering what vermin are running around. 

In honesty I really don't like killing anything but we gave him a chance with the humane traps and he just waved two fingers at us. I've given him the best chance by putting the humane traps closest to where he's been busy and if he (or they) have got any sense they'll get in there and I'll take them to a nice field tomorrow. Otherwise it's a messy end in store. 

Our granddaughters Rose and Melody have made us a Christmas tree to make our visit a bit more festive.

There's no internet as usual so we're back in the (very very quiet) Students' Union enjoying their WIFI in a mouse free environment. 

Before I go, here's a Christmas present for you. My book is free on Kindle until tomorrow. Download by clicking the following link and enjoy a little bit of winter sunshine.

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Gross Out Time At The Movies And The Detecting Season Goes On (And On)

Marion's brilliant organisational skills coupled with a cancelled weekend visit has left us with time on our hands this week. The presents are all wrapped and we are all set to go on our Santa run to Kent to deliver the family's gifts this weekend before heading to St Andrews for the festive season. I wasn't relishing December nights in the caravan but the weather forecast indicates that we won't be in danger of freezing.

We've done the usual exercise classes at Fram Leisure and on Tuesday had this week's cinema visit to Cineworld in Ipswich.

Our film choice was Sisters. It's the sort of gross out comedy like Badass and The Hangover that you usually associate with American men behaving badly. What makes it original is that, this time, it's women behaving badly and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are very funny in their roles as the eponymous sisters of the title. I'd like to say that I loved this film but as I haven't really loved any gross out movies it's perhaps unsurprising that I didn't. Like The Hangover it does have its hilarious moments but they were too far apart to make it a classic - it relies on some pretty base schoolgirl humour and some filthily inventive swearing for too many of its laughs. Mind you, we were perhaps forty years older than the rest of the people in the screen so maybe we weren't the target audience. By the way, everyone else in the audience (including Marion) seemed to love it.

Last night we tried The Castle Inn here in Framlingham for the first time since new landlords Tony and Jennie took over a few months ago. We were there for the regular quiz but went early to try the menu. I had a very nice steak and kidney pie and Marion had scampi and chips. It was decent pub grub in pleasant surroundings and Tony and Jennie were very welcoming. I hope the venture is successful for the couple. As for the quiz, our team Danbury Metal Detecting Club (well it is Lance and Andy's local) came a respectable second.

The warm weather has extended the detecting season again and I've had a couple more visits to the fields. I took a friend with me and I think he enjoyed his couple of hours tramping around a muddy field. Here's what turned up.

Medieval Cut Quarter Penny

Antwerp Coin Weight C17th Century

Unusual Watch Winder c19th Century

Post Medieval Spectacle Buckle

These copper alloy rings are probably Medieval

Medieval Buckle Frame.

Post Medieval Clasp

Medieval Penny

Metal Working Waste - Probably Medieval

Victorian Thimble Engraved "Forget Me Not"

        

They've Done It Again!

It's only a couple of weeks ago that I told you about the amazing coup pulled off by those wonderful people at Slice Of Life Fram in bringing Edinburgh Fringe favourites Daphne to our local church hall and here I am gobsmacked once more having spent an hilarious evening at FAYAP (Framlingham Area Youth Action Partnership) last night watching more side splitting comedy brought to us by Councillor Spadge and his team.




First on stage was ex Cambridge Footlights member Jonny Lennard whose set included a deadpan deconstruction of The Owl And The Pussycat  that had us in fits. In a wonderful forty minutes or so he flitted from his Newcastle accent (or lack of) to his finger hold on the housing ladder taking all sorts of weird and wonderful sidetracks (including some insightful and cleverly surreal life facts) along the way (the average parent has one ovary and one testicle). Jonny's take on children's stories is one that, if adapted by all parents, would make bedtimes around the country very interesting indeed. 

  

Jonny was a hard act to follow but we were spoiled yet again with another hilarious set from another ex Footlights performer Pierre Novellie whose Italian, South African, Manx (but not French) background provided material for a whole host of gags including a brilliant tale of Santa arriving at Pierre's fortified childhood home in South Africa after negotiating the 40,000 volt electric fence.His degree in Anglo Saxon, Norse and Celtic studies led to a fabulous enactment of a conversation between a Viking warlord and an English missionary monk that reminded me of Bob Newhart at his very very best.

I can't praise Slice of Life highly enough for bringing such intelligent and funny comedy to a small Suffolk market town. We can't wait for their next production which is, I believe, something extremely different.

We've had a relatively quiet week at home in Framlingham. It was beautiful on Wednesday so I had another play with the iPhone camera and took this shot of the castle which I'm quite pleased with.

When I looked at my Google Plus photos recently I noticed that they had applied special effects to a couple including this recent shot of St Andrews' cathedral.

We finished all our Christmas shopping in Norwich on Friday. It's a great city to visit and we enjoyed a glass of wine and a snack at the Picture House which is located in a wonderful old merchant's hall. We would have stayed and watched a film but we'd seen what they were showing so headed back home. We chose a very unfortunate time as an accident shut the main A140 in both directions and there was over an hour's delay. At least we were not as unfortunate as the people involved. 

I like to try and thank the farmers who allow we to indulge in my detecting on their land so I went out this morning and visited a couple of farms with some wine and a card. As an extra this year, I made up some books. Most farmers are interested in what turns up in their fields but they are often out when I visit so I decided to give them a permanent record.

I made up these books on Photobox.com. They run to 32 pages and outline some of the finds that I have made on their fields over the last three years.

Here are a few sample pages. I am pleased to say that the farmers were so pleased with them that one asked if I could get another copy. I've just ordered it and hope it arrives in time for Christmas.